Funny Life Quotes
Funny Life Quotes are a great way to lift your spirits. They say laughter is the best medicine and new research shows that it is in fact true!
When you laugh there are chemicals in the brain that are released that make you feel better. Not only while you are laughing, but the effects last long term. They also reduce blood pressure, and are important in healthy cell formation, among many other benefits.
Research also points out that there must be a 3:1 ratio between experiences that bring about good feelings compared to experiences that bring about bad feelings to maintain a fruitful existence.
Laughter is a great way to boost your daily quota of good experiences!
So share a laugh today and have a healthier tomorrow!
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." -Victor Borge
"Laughter is an instant vacation." -Milton Berle
“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.” -Albert Einstein
“A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often” -Oliver Herford
Life is like a ten-speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. - Charles Schulz
You are getting old when you enjoy remembering things more than doing them. –Unknown
“When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.” -Albert Einstein
Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. - Unknown
“People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily.” -Zig Ziglar
“I’m 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?” -Barry Cryer
“Man has will… but woman has her way.” –Unknown
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.”- Ethel Barrymore
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions. - Unknown
“Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.” - Dale Carnegie