Funny Inspirational Quotes
Funny inspirational quotes are here when you need a laugh to go with your motivation for the day! They help me to keep my sense of humor in a world that could use a shot once in a while.
If you have a favorite (or two), be sure to send them our way! Remember, they say that laughter is the best medicine...well here is a good healthy dose!
Every survival kit should include a sense of humor! -Unknown
"Warning, Humor may be hazardous to your illness." - Ellie Katz
"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it." - Frank Clark
"Humor is reason gone mad." -Groucho Marx
"Humor is a reminder that no matter how high the throne one sits on, one sits on one's bottom." -Taki
"The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away." T. Waits
"When I was a boy the dead sea was only sick." -George Burns
It is always darkest before the dawn. So if you are going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that the time to do it. Author Unknown
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes." -Jim Carey
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night." Steve Martin
"Housework can't kill you but why take the chance? -Phyllis Diller
"A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender without a top for it." Jerry Seinfeld
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often." - Oliver Herford
"They say marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning." -Clint Eastwood
"Whats another word for thesaurus?" -Stephen Wright
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?" -Robin Williams
"My father had a profound influence on me- He was a lunatic." - Spike Milligan
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